Me and my reprehensible ilk, stripped of morality, with knives in our teeth and blood in our eyes.

Darkseid Minus New Gods

Posted: June 18th, 2009 | Author: Matt | Filed under: apropos of nothing | Tags: comics, Internet, weird | No Comments »

Oh, Gavok, you done made Kirby so proud.

There’s not much I can add here that other blogs haven’t said already: Think of Garfield Minus Garfield, only instead of being treated to a pathetic, helpless thirty-year-old virgin manchild, Darkseid Minus New Gods introduces us to an insane, solipsistic ancient personification of evil, and he probably doesn’t even have a penis! Oh, Darkseid. We all feel bad that Batman shot you now that we’ve seen into the tormented cyclone of your psyche!

Thanks DC Universe!

One more especially funny clip after le jump:

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